the language nerd in me wants to “um, actually” this pun but i don’t have the energy
“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)
this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen
*holds a rolling pin in my motherfuckin hands like a bat*
i’m a threat
Shower Fall, From Struggle to Right Oneself, Photo by Kerry Skarbakka, 2005
life imitates art
Mmmmmrrrrgh
if only there was a species of ppl with a skintone the detector wont pick up on, if only th-
my mate got flagged for his shirt being off
there ain’t no saving
Gamzee's little corner 