wereralph:

snoopingasusualisee:

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

melvinandlugnut:

I really wanted to get some sleep, but my brain went “hey you remember that thing you thought of earlier” and now I’ve created this

uglyloki:

sir that’s my emotional support bastard

matamaki:

being my friend includes texts like these