one-time-i-dreamt: I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a Gollum-looking creature kneeling by the foot of my bed. I sat up and told him, “As of right now, I am the most dangerous thing in this room,” and went back to sleep.
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*