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one-time-i-dreamt:

I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a Gollum-looking creature kneeling by the foot of my bed. I sat up and told him, “As of right now, I am the most dangerous thing in this room,” and went back to sleep.

justsecondary:

When ur overstimulated and ppl keep fucking talking to you

iragin:

@whimsicalmonstrosity come check for me.

I’D RATHER FUCKIN NOT

retrogamingblog:

terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*