.o{ i’m a wreck

baaulp:

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

beboqueen:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

cntrl-alt-repress:

disneystrologie:

mood for this october

mood for 2019

tumblr is coochie culture

um. you do know that your friend tavros was thrown off a cliff right???

yeah?
i’ve also been tossed off cliffs, kicked, fallen.
i know plenty of motherfuckers who’s had harsh falls and shit.
i ain’t attackin nobody specific
that’s on you to get that thought going

get your oversensitive bullshit away from my lookstubs, acting like i’m up and making a joke at another motherfucker’s expense.

you’ll UP AND KNOW when i get doing that
trust me on that

bruh you ever feel so done with shit you wanna jump off a cliff?

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