Tag: ask memes

hi! (validate me, baby ;o*)

1. First impression: alt alt alt!!!

2. Truth is: light of my life! light of my life!

3. How old do you look:  ya face looks older or like..more mature.  hides the fact you just a downright goof. best physical con ever

4. Have you ever made me laugh:  fuck boy you sure have.

5. Have you ever made me mad:  FUCK boy you SURE have ,o0 but it’s chill

6. Best feature: could say ya shimmering galaxy locks..or your gorgeous freckles. but i think it’s ya scars.  and how you roll with them. it’s ya best feature cuz. you teaching me how to live with my own. ya best feature because they yours and only yours. nobody knows them scars but you. someone else could have galaxy hair. but nobody understands or can replicate ya scars. 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: mmmmmm like. more than once

8. You’re my: guide, my pale heart, my red diamond, my gay ass snuggle bug, savior.

9. Name in my phone: 💖 etty betty 💖

10. Should you post this too? sure!  

hi (acerbictea)

1. First impression: oh..she don’t like me

2. Truth is: oooh i get it. i get it.

3. How old do you look: bout the same age

4. Have you ever made me laugh: have i been answering these wrong? i’ma scream. i mean shit everyone can make me laugh.

5. Have you ever made me mad: nope

6. Best feature: survival tactics

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah not really.

8. You’re my: friend???

9. Name in my phone: nepnop

10. Should you post this too? if you wanna.

hi

1. First impression: does this funky nepeta got somethin going on?

2. Truth is: THAT ain’t no nepeta.

3. How old do you look: bout my age? lil younger?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: oh fuck i sure hope so– yes. i’ve heard and seen you do me a laugh

5. Have you ever made me mad: uhhhh not that i’m remembering? ‘course fuck if i remember anything anymore

6. Best feature: electricity for days?

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: .hmm. i ain’t remember if i done had a crush on ya back 84 years ago when we first was getting on.

8. You’re my: friend

9. Name in my phone: stat attack

10. Should you post this too? .sure

hi

1. First impression: oh hey, a new alternate! is this one taller’n me too?

2. Truth is: yes. yes he is.

3. How old do you look: lil younger, but damn ya height keeps that in question

4. Have you ever made me laugh: a few good times

5. Have you ever made me mad: naaah

6. Best feature: cute laugh. but other than that. you all over a decent motherfucker.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i mean. friend crush? is that even a crush? you a good friend.

8. You’re my: friend?

9. Name in my phone: i dunno if i got yo number. but you’d be ‘bubbly’

10. Should you post this too?  ya already did

Send me ✪ and my muse will tell you what they’d like to do to/with yours.

roleplay-booster:

One  ✦ = They don’t want to do this at all.
Five  ✦ = They would die to be doing this!
(Zero  ✦  = “Wat?!”)

My muse would like too…

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  dance with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  sing for your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  ask your muse out on a date.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  take a bath with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  hold your muse tight.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  lean onto your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kiss your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  sleep with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  marry your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse sleep.

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  cuddle your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  go to a party with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch a movie with your muse
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  play video games with your muse
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  steal horses with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  cook together with your muse.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  support your muse’s hobbies.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  get drunk with your muse.

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse.

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire.
✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse.

Easy Answer Smut

arcaneallmight:

Send a sentence and my muse will respond with a short answer.

1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy?
2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on?
3. Give or receive oral?
4. Top or bottom?
5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed?
6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed?
7. Ass or titties?
8. On the floor or against the wall?
9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of.
10. Body shots?
11. Best place to have sex?
12. Do you use toys? What kind?
13. Best song to fuck to?
14. Daddy kink?
15. Funniest thing to happen during sex?
16. Would you participate in a threesome?
17. Does pain turn you on?
18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
19. Would you sext or send nudes?
20. Would you eat ass?
22. Would you wear a collar?
23. Do you watch porn? What kind?
24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done?
25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex.
26. Pubes or clean shaven?
27. Favorite position?
28. How loud are you during sex?

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Heart meme- Nepeta

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗
(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE:

💔


(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 

💔

(hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent
💗 Very low
💗💗 A little
💗💗💗 Hopeful
💗💗💗💗 High
💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum