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Tag: asks
Y’all hear the news bout that ship full a red bloods what collided with a ship full a blue bloods? They was all marooned.
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that man is a hero I think about Papa-yEahs twice a day at least. Y’all hear about the two tv antenna what got human married? The ceremony was fine but the reception was great

Awlright no more animals. One more. Filetmingeaux. Okay I’m done. Here’s a proper joke instead. What do you call a sick sea dweller? *Salmonella*
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I’m laughing it’s so motherfuckin stupid, goddamn it,
should be looking up that vine motherfucker on mispronunciations and what have ya,
Id give ya hints about who I am but y’all never met me so ya wouldn’t be able to guess I don’t think. I’m a rust, and I play banjo, and I enjoy mispronouncing thing. shep. Ouchtoeputs.
6o|…please.
i beg ya.
no more mispronunciations,,,,
HA no I am definitely not a kurloz. I ain’t anyone you know at all which is the difficulty. wreckoon. caitphish.
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no worries friend. im just a rusty goof havin a good time talkin about jayraffs and oppassums. aint sure if youre interested in associatin with my kind. i can stay here behind tha gray face chukin weird animals at ya. beehverse. geauxfur.
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are you a kurloz?
what about kraybs ya got any kraybs
NO.
what be in my hive is
3 dogs, 3 cats,
and a fairy bull
haha you want peets
bo|
ya know a toital, a toitus, a shellbeast,
oh. damn. nah i ain’t ever had one. seen a few?? but. they snappy lil fucks so i don’t try nothing. boofer likes to bat at the shells tho.
but motherfucker. thanks for that. calling me out on not minding having peets.
damn