It’s 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It’s your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his dick down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2⃣️ 5⃣️of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1⃣️ 0⃣️ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck

y’know i was gonna send that good feelings one to you.
but nevermind. REDACTED from the list.
ya terrible.
and i hate you and i hope you get an eyelash in your eye.

merry CRISIS to you, asshole

🎅🎄MERRY HUMAN CHRISTMAS🎄🎅 AND A HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!🎁🎁🎁 I HOPE YOU GET LOTS OF GIFTS AND BUILD A ☃️SNOWMAN☃️ OR SIX! ☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️ PLEASE SPEND IT WITH PEOPLE WHO ❤️LOVE YOU AND HAVE A JOYOUS, 🔥COZY🔥 TIME! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ DONT FORGET TO EAT A BIG MEAL!! 🍴🍷YOURE SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!!❤️❤️❤️🎶🎶🎶

okay i was so fuckin scared.
you got me.
wow. okay. .oP
i’ll be sending THIS around i promise you that