i like to be useful.
Tag: asks
why don’t you find a kismesis?
why is that your business? hm?
I can help you get off, for sure. ;)
yeah
no.
stop. bye.
Fart directly onto your pillow
i’m reeling. why is this happening to me?
did i do something motherfuckin wrong?
did i step on a bug?
did i kick a kitten or something?
what’s happening
Can I take snacks into the bedroom, or should I eat you out in the kitchen ;)
banned
not allowed.
who are you?
end this.
end me.
THIS AIN’T RIGHT.
Jizz all over your countertops
UH
BAD CONTENT.
UNFOLLOW ME.
You’re like the moon in the sky! Big, beautiful, and you have a thing for waxing ;)
gU
EXCUSE ME
STAY OFF MY PORN BLOG THANKS
I have a tendency to forget my name. But don’t worry, I have a feeling you’ll be screaming it soon anyways.
WWWhwOOo THe FUCK IS THIS
you straight up fucking with me
cuz i know you didn’t miss out on the fact i got me a matesprit THANK YA
I’d love to make you smile!
if ya got good jokes or memes in ya inventory, i’ll smile or laugh.
memes be my kryptonite
Your toe isn’t the only thing about to get banged against the coffee table, if you know what I mean
WJOa THerE FrIend Ya MIGHt NEEd TO sLOw DOwn!!
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