i leave my cart to go take a piss
come back and a bitch be up and searching through my groceries, pulling some shit out for herself.
i grab a carton of eggs, pull one out, and crack it over her goddamn head.
tell her to fuck off my shit and she probably up and told someone.

like i give two shits.
i got my stuff.
bought it.

and went right the fuck home, man.
ain’t got the energy to be dealing with this.