aight aight ai ght
so i went into the shop
got in line for a boba tea and a frap.
and this same bitch came sauntering in and got in front of me, telling the motherfuckers behind the counter what happened.
and when they say “we can’t replace your drink once you leave the store”
she threw the biggest fuckin tantrum i ever did see.
and when they set the boba down, she flung it off against the wall.
i grabbed one of their display cakes off the stand and smashed that shit on top of her head. and BOY
she just fuckin
stood there a moment. trying to figure out what i just up and done. and then she lunged at me.
i kept her away from me via my arm but
SHE BIT ME.
some fuckers sitting down dragged her out while she was still kicking and screaming.
never in my fuckin life did i expect that noise to go down.
but here i be
sitting here, with my frap.
i paid for my shit.
the bar girl asked me if i was fine and something about pressing charges. and i just waved that off.
Gamzee's little corner 