hi

1. First impression: kinda dark and mysterious. cute tho

2. Truth is: THAT WAS NOT HIS BODY. but his real self ain’t bad looking either. but then again. kinda looks like a makara. and i’m biased. and gay.

3. How old do you look: like.. 12-13 sweeps? or i guess like 25 to 28 years

4. Have you ever made me laugh: yeah, man

5. Have you ever made me mad:  YEAH. MAN

6. Best feature: YA EYES BITCH

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: yeah. man..

8. You’re my: friend i think. you like to kick my ass.

9. Name in my phone: pizza lover. path to wrath

10. Should you post this too? what evs.

hi (validate me right the fuck back)

cosmosetoile:

1. First impression:this alt don’t seem fucking awful.
2. Truth is: you the only sane motherfucker wit our name.
3. How old do you look: like 10?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: all the time!
5. Have you ever made me mad: yeah here and there.
6. Best feature: your wiggles.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: if you call obsessing over you in both pale and flushed capacities from like a week after we met to like, right this second, sure, i been crushing.
8. You’re my: sunlight lotus. everything i dreamed of having in red and pale. the reason i’m still alive. my lifeline, my support, my friend, lover, reason for waking up smiling.
9. Name in my phone: mcnugget
10. Should you post this too? you already did so

hI

1. First impression: he seems aight

2. Truth is: he IS aight

3. How old do you look: like 9. younger’n me 

4. Have you ever made me laugh: couple of times

5. Have you ever made me mad:
nah? nah.

6. Best feature: ya ears. they cute.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: surprisingly no

8. You’re my: friend?

9. Name in my phone: don’t got ya phone numer

10. Should you post this too? sure man

hi! (validate me, baby ;o*)

1. First impression: alt alt alt!!!

2. Truth is: light of my life! light of my life!

3. How old do you look:  ya face looks older or like..more mature.  hides the fact you just a downright goof. best physical con ever

4. Have you ever made me laugh:  fuck boy you sure have.

5. Have you ever made me mad:  FUCK boy you SURE have ,o0 but it’s chill

6. Best feature: could say ya shimmering galaxy locks..or your gorgeous freckles. but i think it’s ya scars.  and how you roll with them. it’s ya best feature cuz. you teaching me how to live with my own. ya best feature because they yours and only yours. nobody knows them scars but you. someone else could have galaxy hair. but nobody understands or can replicate ya scars. 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: mmmmmm like. more than once

8. You’re my: guide, my pale heart, my red diamond, my gay ass snuggle bug, savior.

9. Name in my phone: 💖 etty betty 💖

10. Should you post this too?
sure!  

hi (acerbictea)

1. First impression: oh..she don’t like me

2. Truth is: oooh i get it. i get it.

3. How old do you look: bout the same age

4. Have you ever made me laugh: have i been answering these wrong? i’ma scream. i mean shit everyone can make me laugh.

5. Have you ever made me mad: nope

6. Best feature: survival tactics

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah not really.

8. You’re my: friend???

9. Name in my phone: nepnop

10. Should you post this too? if you wanna.

hi

1. First impression: does this funky nepeta got somethin going on?

2. Truth is: THAT ain’t no nepeta.

3. How old do you look: bout my age? lil younger?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: oh fuck i sure hope so– yes. i’ve heard and seen you do me a laugh

5. Have you ever made me mad: uhhhh not that i’m remembering? ‘course fuck if i remember anything anymore

6. Best feature: electricity for days?

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: .hmm. i ain’t remember if i done had a crush on ya back 84 years ago when we first was getting on.

8. You’re my: friend

9. Name in my phone: stat attack

10. Should you post this too? .sure

hi

1. First impression: oh hey, a new alternate! is this one taller’n me too?

2. Truth is: yes. yes he is.

3. How old do you look: lil younger, but damn ya height keeps that in question

4. Have you ever made me laugh: a few good times

5. Have you ever made me mad: naaah

6. Best feature: cute laugh. but other than that. you all over a decent motherfucker.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i mean. friend crush? is that even a crush? you a good friend.

8. You’re my: friend?

9. Name in my phone: i dunno if i got yo number. but you’d be ‘bubbly’

10. Should you post this too?  ya already did

hi

bubblymiracles:

1. First impression: ugh another alt :o(
(that was looooong long before tav been starting to tell me you been asking bout me
and i dunno why but i been thinking you hooked up with g)

2. Truth is: you’re fucking awesome and good for me and i keep feeling awkward cause of that

3. How old do you look: cute :oP
not old enough for mimi

4. Have you ever made me laugh: giggle and honk happy

5. Have you ever made me mad: only scared

6. Best feature: … you understand
you care?
you start to try reading me?

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: it’s weird
like?
there’s not that real crush feeling
and i ain’t wanna get between you and etoile
and i ain’t getting the feeling, that’s a thing you could be all feeling for me
but i keep feeling motherfucking awkward and thinking too hard when we talk and stuff
sorry

8. You’re my: … friend? guide?

9. Name in my phone: gamzee

10. Should you post this too?: i’d send it back