BLT
Tag: shitpost
hello
it’s may…
If your hands were hot pockets and you were stranded on a desert island would you eat your own hot pocket hands to survive
i might as well.
they have a shelf life, y’know.
sometimes i think about my exes.
and sometimes, not related, i eat an entire pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream while listening to the same 5 songs on repeat
i’m in love with the
taste of food.
me: drinks a bottle of salt.
me: i’m a nice person.
high everyone,
oops, i meant hi
no i didn’t.
me, stabbing a styrofoam cup with a fork: asmr.

why are you recommending me the forbidden cream cheese?

the ritual looks really good