*gets shot in the leg*
“are you ok?”
“i’m fine just tired haha”
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demon: youre a bitch
me: *starts closing the summoning circle*
demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge
me: *keeps it open*
demon: bitch
this bread tiny
yeast
Just counted my teeth, none of them have disappeared yet 🙂
that could change
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
Source: The New York Tattler, August 18, 1916.
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it






