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Y’all hear the news bout that ship full a red bloods what collided with a ship full a blue bloods? They was all marooned.
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Awlright no more animals. One more. Filetmingeaux. Okay I’m done. Here’s a proper joke instead. What do you call a sick sea dweller? *Salmonella*
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I’m laughing it’s so motherfuckin stupid, goddamn it,
should be looking up that vine motherfucker on mispronunciations and what have ya,
Id give ya hints about who I am but y’all never met me so ya wouldn’t be able to guess I don’t think. I’m a rust, and I play banjo, and I enjoy mispronouncing thing. shep. Ouchtoeputs.
6o|…please.
i beg ya.
no more mispronunciations,,,,
no worries friend. im just a rusty goof havin a good time talkin about jayraffs and oppassums. aint sure if youre interested in associatin with my kind. i can stay here behind tha gray face chukin weird animals at ya. beehverse. geauxfur.
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are you a kurloz?
what about kraybs ya got any kraybs
NO.
what be in my hive is
3 dogs, 3 cats,
and a fairy bull
haha you want peets
bo|
ya know a toital, a toitus, a shellbeast,
oh. damn. nah i ain’t ever had one. seen a few?? but. they snappy lil fucks so i don’t try nothing. boofer likes to bat at the shells tho.
but motherfucker. thanks for that. calling me out on not minding having peets.
damn
i meant pets have ya ever had any pets ya got a toital
toital. what the fuck is a toital.
yes i got pets. you must be new to my follow list if you ain’t know on the pets i got. i talk on them enough
when someone asks you to tell a joke whats the first thing you think of
i think of motherfuckin stand up comedians tbh
cuz like. they the ones who come up with shit on the spot sometimes right? i know they got a show and all but they good at improv.
the first joke i think of? memes. stupid shit like that
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