dailypuns:

So you know how there’s a theory that says no two people see the same color the same way?

So does that mean that color is… a pigment of your imagination?

dailypuns:

Some guy: You can’t just group animals together.

Guy who is about to invent a large group of animals: Oh, you haven’t herd?

dailypuns:

What kind of shorts do clouds wear

Thunderwear

daily-puns70:

I forgot how to throw a boomerang

But it came back to me

daily-puns70:

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went…

Then it dawned on me…