sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
aw rats
Tag: puns
Why don’t cows wear sandals? Because they lactose.
Me at parties
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Why the wrong face?”
We could never find out our dad’s blood type. One day, while we were feeling down because of a recent issue, he said, “Be positive!”
she’s out there making owl noises
who
No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!
I am judging this pun
Gamzee's little corner 